OrganiSed Chaos

Once again Monday is upon us with a rush, leaving us breathless and wondering where the hell the weekend went!
By the time you’re done, I hope you have need to wipe your monitor clean of the coffee/tea/alcohol you spat as you perused these humble offerings.
This week I have all visuals for you, and I do this so the early risers have only to come, see, spit, comment and continue on their merry way to my fellow malarkiers in Burnie, ~m and Dilligaf.
Have a fabulous week!

Now if only all cat scans were as cute and peaceful as this one!

If nothing else, this may make you smile and nod at the truth of it!

This had me giggling madly! I’m not big on the Ninja Turtles, but this amused me no end!

The caption on this was woman of the year, but I’m thinking suicidal!!

This one is done with thoughts of the northern hemisphere winter about to depart, and I felt there were people who would appreciate the humour here, because the pic is called 2 feet of snow!!!

Finally, for anyone who knows who Rowan Atkinson is, and what he does, this will make them not only laugh, but shiver at the thought of a Bean baby!!
{thanks go to WS for this…again! Almost time for you to be joining us girl! You get some fabulous stuff!!}

Now don’t forget!
Burnie
~m
Dilligaf

Ah, Monday again!
They seem to roll around with startling regularity don’t they???
If you’ve never been here before the idea of this little project is to make you laugh.
Or giggle.
Or spit your beverage of choice all over the monitor.
Or even leave some abuse for the poor choice of humour.
We’re not fussy either way, so long as get a reaction!
Once you’re done spitting/giggling/laughing here, it would be wise to go visit my fellow malarky makers in Mark, ~m and Dilligaf because they’re sure to get you going again.
Enough waffle, onwards.
Four your giggling pleasure this week we have a couple of jokes and the obligatory visual at the end.
Just on the visual, it could possibly be me after a long week at work, so click it to read the caption.
I find it particularly appropriate!!

Sunday Quickie
A couple fancied a quickie one Sunday afternoon, but their 8 year old son was the problem.
How to go about this without him knowing what was happening??
Dad had an idea and sent the son out onto the balcony of their apartment with a Mars Bar and th instruction to report all that was happening in the street.
So the son began his commentary as Mum and Dad got down and dirty.
“There’s a car being towed from the front of No 26″ he yelled.
“The Andersons have company” he reported.
“An ambulance just pulled up out the front of old Mrs Smiths” he advised.
“Matt has a new bike”
“The Coopers are shagging!!”
“What??” said the father shooting up in bed, “How do you know that???”
“Cos Jimmy Cooper is standing on the balcony with a Mars Bar!!”

Sensitive Man
A woman and man meet in a bar.
They click and end up back at his place for the night.
She’s most impressed with this man.
Sensitive, likes to talk, considerate, and, in his apartment has shelves full of teddy bears!
Big ones, little ones, a rainbow of colours, and they’re all beautifully arranged on 3 shelves in order of size.
“What a sweetheart” she thinks!
This could be the one!
They end up in bed and make mad passionate love for hours!
Every position imaginable and then some.
The sex was incredible.
In the morning she wakes up and finds him staring at her with a loving look in his eyes.
Smiling, she says “Was it as good for you as it was for me?”
He, also smiling, gives a little kiss and says, “Yes, it was”
She says “So what do you think I should do now??” trying to look inviting and sultry.
He says “You should choose anything from the second shelf honey”

Monday again, and with it comes our little attempt to tittilate and tempt you into spitting coffee all over your monitor.
Now, there’s a story behind this weeks MM.
On my part I mean.
I’ve been Facebooking most of weekend, and I was on a mission to get a few things done.
So I’m zooing, and cafeing, and I’m all over the place like a mad womans shit in the house, and planting things in the garden and, and, and, I’m sure you get the drift?
Enter Monday morning.
FUUUUUUUCK what am I going to do for MM????
Trawling, looking, trying to remember to breath.
I had a husband in a previous life that always used to say “The Lord will provide”
Well, as it transpires, he could have been right.
In my haste to find something for MM, I hadn’t opened my email.
When I did, what should I find?
Blog fodder!!!
LOTS of blog fodder.
Widdle Shamrock {God love her} had sent me an absolute blinder of an email, and I thank her deeply for saving my slack MM arse with said email.
With that in mind, I dedicate this weeks little offering to her, and suggest, gently, that if this is the calibre of what she has to offer, then maybe, just maybe, she would like to join us in our fun??

Anyhow, on with it, and when you’re done here, don’t forget to visit my cohorts in Mark, ~m and DILLIGAF.
There are only 3 of what i received here, because I may need them on another week {when I do slack arse that is!!!}

This first one is SO me! Particularly after the last couple of weeks on a Facebook application!
{if you want a better look, click the pics BTW}

Nothing like taking the piss out of people not fortunate enough to find love the traditional way

I can hear you now. “This is why I prefer cats”

Indeed, it’s the time of the week when we attempt to make you giggle, gurgle, gyrate and spit.
Malarky Monday!
Not too sure where the last 7 days have gone, but gone they are.
Monday is a bitch of a day for most people as they look down the barrel of another week involving kids, work, that bastard thing called life in general and when Friday seems a bloody long away away, so we like to see you at least smile if nothing else.
Now, when I say we, that of course includes my madcap cohorts in Mark, ~m and DILLIGAF, so be sure to go visit once you’re done chortling here {did I just say chortling??? WTF?? my brain must be fried I think}
This week from me is not only a giggle, but in fact it’s educational as well.
I kid you not my friends.
It’s a lesson you could use to explain sexuality to your kids when they start getting curious.
No awkward conversation will be needed, just show them these instead!
Check these out!