OrganiSed Chaos

Every week Stumble Upon sends me an email with sites they recommend based on my likes and dislikes.
This morning I received the current weeks email from them, and included is a site that captured human ovulation on camera.
After going through my likes and dislikes, I see no indication of my interest in reproduction at all, let alone looking at the insides of some woman who had a camera stuck up, or in, her!
WTF???

I’m a mad keen baseball fan, as is Mark.
When in Boston this year we went to see the Boston Red Sox at Fenway Park, and had THE best night, and can’t wait to do it again, which we will.
Now, the World Series is the pinnacle of things to win in baseball.
The Holy Grail if you like.
Ticket prices are insane, yet still people pay for them without a second thought, and I will admit nothing would please me more than to see a World Series game {preferably with the Sox playing, of course}
My problem is that I have an issue with the amount I would need to pay, in order to achieve this goal.
Pay?
Hmmm.
In this case I’m not sure pay is the right word.
Perhaps barter would be a more appropriate word do you think?
Whilst I admire this woman’s loyalty to her team, I do need to ask what the hell she was thinking when she tried this little stunt.
The biggest problem it created for her is she tried to “barter” with a cop.
Maybe someone needs to tell her that in order to hit a home run, one must hit the ball right on the sweet spot of the bat, not let it go through to the catcher!!!

My head is noisy this week.
Crowded.
Cluttered.
Busy.
In an attempt to quieten my brain, I wondered if taking out the things I know and writing them down, would help to create order from chaos.
Hmmm…..
Nothing to lose, peace and quiet to gain.
Sounded good to me.
Here is the product of my little excercise.

I love
My family {always at the top of any list}
Close friends, near and far
Good food to share with both the above
Top shelf bourbon and coke
Warm balmy nights
Walking on the beach {preferably when it’s raining}
A clear starred filled night
Watching the sun rise in the sky, and light the day
Being in my 50’s
A damned good down in the gutter animal fuck {now and then}
Making love, gently and slowly

I hate
Ignorance
Arrogance
Indecision
Knob jockeys
People who don’t use indicators
Bad restaurant service

I’m over
Being tired
Working long hours
Waiting for July 14th
Auditors
Feeling homesick
Missing my girls and their kids
The child next door who never stops fucking crying

Will be back later to report the results

How to win customers in one easy lesson.
If this was my company I’d be firing this employees arse in the same damned quick manner these people have. Noone in their right mind would want a cretin like this one working for them. The loss of business alone would be enough to make me consider suing the turkey that did it, via the civil process. You can sue (successfully) for breaking your leg whilst engaged in criminal activity so I’m thinking this is a shoo in!!

unbelievable

I want to know who proof read this article…whoever it was didn’t think too hard about the statement made in the second paragraph. Given the nature of the story you would think someone may have thought to change the wording???
Unless it’s a strange way of saying they were “fornicating” as they so quaintly put it further on in the story, (if indeed that’s what it refers to…)

Hot spot

It’s a shocker :shock:

Click on the thumbnails for a better view of how this Einstein installed his new flat screen :-)