OrganiSed Chaos

There are some who do the BAH HUMBUG! thing at Christmas.
Not mentioning any names though, you all know who you are.

So, in the spirit of the Grinch, for MM this week, I have a few little Christmassy notes you can jot down and refer to when you’re doing your shopping, a couple of jpegs that took my fancy, and are certainly not in the spirit of Christmas, plus a little surprise at the bottom.
Once you’re done here, don’t forget to visit my fellow funsters in Mark, ~m, Muffy and Grimm.
Now, without further ado, we’re off to the races!
Shopping list:
1. A bottle of wHine is a great last minute gift for those who are constantly at it
2. If you have a brain explosion and decide to buy that C class benz with the huge red ribbon for someone, get them the cute ribbon collared puppy as well. With a bit of luck it will shit on the drivers seat.
3. When people ask what you want for Christmas, tell them you want everyone to stop asking dumb arsed questions.
4. For the one relative who seems to always expect the perfect gift, a giant bottle of disappointment will be sure to have them crying in their wHine. After all, an expectation does invite a disappointment
5. The ultimate gift however is the huge meltdown that always seems to happen on Christmas eve because of the pressure. You can give that one to yourself! You’ve earned it after all the shit you’ve been through in the last 2 weeks.

These 2 pics had me chuckling to myself, and I can only hope they amuse you as well.

These final ones are for those people who think Christmas holds nothing but crap, cos neither of these are crap, trust me!

Reminds me of some people I know!

People who need to get a life and build bridges…
Ordinarily I’m not much into Halloween, but in honor of some very good friends of mine, I though I would make an effort this year.
I hope all and sundry enjoy whatever little bit of fun they’re having.

Yep, it’s Monday again.
The time of the week when we try an give you a little lift after the first bitchin’ day of the week.
Now, I have an odd sense of humor.
I’m one of those who actually DO think it’s funny when old people fall over or some little kid comes a gutser off their bike and skins every visible part of them.
I was trawling that wondrous site You Tube earlier this week and came across this video.
The minute I watched it, I knew it was destined for the blog.
Once you’ve had a look, don’t forget to visit my cohorts in Mark, ~m and Muffy who are sure to have some more little tit bits to tickle you fancy.
As I always say.
You simply cannot have your fancy tickled too much.

Don’t Mondays come around with startling speed?
It seems like only yesterday we offered up the mayhem that is Malarky Monday, and here we are again with more for you.
For those who are new here, Malarky Monday is the creation of 4 mad bloggers.
Myself, Mark, Michael and Muffy.
For your amusement, each week we will present to you just some of the amusing snippets we found around the internet the previous week.
It might be rude, crude and utterly uncouth, or it could simply be side splitting, but be aware, whatever it is, the object is to make you laugh.
If we make you spit on your monitor, that’s just a bonus!

These are the things that tickled our little fancies, and the 4 of us SO enjoy having our fancies tickled is the big thing!

Now for anyone who is a regular here, you will know last week was quite the time for me at work, so, in light of those events, the bulk of this weeks malarky is inspired by those responsible for the events I speak of.
The last one is to assure those having a birthday this week {you know who you are} that their age is not quite as bad as they may think
Please enjoy, let me know you’ve been, and remember to go visit my 3 cohorts.
None of them will disappoint, I can assure you.
Always remember.
You can never laugh too much.
Laughing is not only good for the soul, it’s good for your general mood too.
Have a great week people.

Tweety was 60 this week, and life has been hard it would seem…

A new blog has hit the blogosphere!
Yes, I’m involved.
Heavily.
It came about because, as it transpired, I had a spare hosting account, so I thought I shouldn’t let it go to waste.
If noone else wanted it, then I was going to make use of it.
To do anything else would have been just silly, wouldn’t it?
Anyhow.
I had a spare domain, so myself, Burnie and the golden boy decided to create DILLIGAF.
There may even be the odd blonde post! Who knows???
Having said that, if you feel the burning need to say something away from your place, please use the contact form and tell us.
Everyone will post under the one name, so other than those who run the blog, noone will have any idea who said what!

It’s going to be VERY politically incorrect, plus it will be rude, crude and utterly uncouth at times.
There will also be some serious subjects, fabulous music and the odd interesting opinion on the so called evolved thinking of being “PC”, which I have no doubt pisses most of you off, the same as it does the rest of us.
Please wander over and have a look, and if the fancy takes you, feel free to blogroll us.
We do know it won’t be to everyone’s taste, and we can live with that, but we also know that now and then a forum is required where you can let your hair down, and say some of the things you don’t feel suit the overall tone of your regular blog.
That’s me, I’m off to do some baking for the afternoon.
I hope your weekend is treating you well.
I know mine is.

Monday can be a shit of day, we all know that.
I think it’s being the first day of the working week is why {only my opinion}
I know on a Monday night I seem to drag my arse home more than any other day of the week.
If ever I’m going to be 120% knackered as opposed to 100% knackered, it’s Monday.
Myself, Michael, Mark and Muffy {aka Blondie} decided we would make an effort to get smiles from all of you on a Monday night, so we’ll band together each week and present to you {drum roll please}…
Malarky Monday!!!
It won’t be a lot, just a little something from each of us, that tickled our fancy over the course of the week, and we all love having our fancies tickled, as you can well imagine!

Without further dribble, here’s my first offering, plus, to find out what tickled our other participants, click their names above, and prepare to be tickled yourself!
We hope it brightens your week just a little.