Malarky Monday
Indeed, the time has come when we make a small attempt to brighten your lives with a little giggle, or, if we’re lucky, a damned good belly laugh.
This week I have a small joke for you in honour of that wonderous time of year we know as Christmas.
Stay with me here, it may not seem like it’s a Christmas joke, but all will be revealed in the fullness of time.
I found a little Christmas image for you as well.
It made me smile and hopefully it will make you do the same.
Once you’re done here wander over and see my co conspirators in Mark, ~m and Muffy for some more Monday mirth.
Boobs and Willies
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman goes through three
Phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions’.
‘Onions?’
‘Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, ‘Mom, how
Many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?’
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ‘Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree’.
‘A Christmas tree?’
‘Yes — dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.’
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November 16th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
[...] Moe [...]
November 16th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
I guess all that’s left to do is plug that sucker in, eh? I mean you would probably put lights on it, right?
well you have to give it life one way or another…if lights work for you, they work for me too
Good stuff.
Love the pic.
Poor Rudolph got sick of taking all the reindeer shit.
Can’t say that I blame him.
~m
oh we all get sick of reindeer shit sooner or later!
moe
p.s i see your radar is working well this morning
November 16th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
the boob joke was funny
and so was Rudolph
yeah the boobs were a real hoot, but i note you didn’t mention the willies darl??
i’m sure i saw you checking your junk in the shower this morning…looking for dead bits were we???
moe
November 17th, 2009 at 7:05 am
OMG! I hope I don’t have onions!
Melons are so much better!
i can almost hear ~m saying “and they taste better too!!”
moe
November 20th, 2009 at 8:19 am
rofl, love it !!!
love to see people laugh!
my work here is done
moe