Check your arse princess
There is nothing worse than spotting a suspicious looking mark on someone’s butt as they’re walking in front of you!
No matter how hard you try, you simply cannot take your eyes away!
It’s impossible!
As horrified as you are, still you watch as it rolls and moves with their arse, all while the person in question is blissfully unaware of your scrutiny.
If you’re anything like me, you would fully understand the temptation to tap them on the shoulder and say “Do you know you have skiddies???”, if for nothing but your own amusement!
The entire situation is made worse when said suspicious spot is on an arse the size of a small third world country!
Then it seems to take on a life of it’s own, jiggling and jumping all over the place, almost taunting you.
I mean hell, it has so much room to move, it’s almost like it stretches itself out!
The absolute nightmare scenario here is when the spot looks like a wet one!
OMFG, the horrific thoughts that enter my head??
Thoughts that struggle to stay in my head and not come out of my mouth!!
Do me a favour if you would?
For the love of pete, check your arse before you leave the house?
You just never know when I may be behind you!!
Categories: Blogfodder, Spare me
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November 1st, 2009 at 7:42 am
Reminds me of a story, a wet story . . . rotflmao
visions ~m, visions!!!
moe
November 1st, 2009 at 7:44 am
Nice pic, too, btw
GB (aka, golden boy)
i stopped short of finding one with skiddies…even for me that would have been over the top! i did however, think this one was particularly appropriate!
moe
November 1st, 2009 at 8:03 am
That is just disgusting!Funny but gross.
oh i agree, 100%! must be halloween bringing the devil out in me do you think??
moe
November 1st, 2009 at 9:10 am
almost looks like her ass is filled
with creamed corn . . . eeewwww.
GB
it’s the stuff nightmares are made of isn’t it???
moe
November 1st, 2009 at 10:22 am
Hey, how’d you get a photo of my arse?!
bugger, I didn’t think you’d find it!!!
moe
November 1st, 2009 at 12:16 pm
LMFAO
well honey, if you laugh your arse off, you won’t need to worry about unidentified spots hey??
moe
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:13 am
OMG, White undies…. nnnnoooooo…
some scary shit hey??
moe
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Ahhhhhhhhh! My eyes! Blast you! My eyes!
I finally try and get caught up with my blogging life and this is the post I see?