Comments on: The error of my ways http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/ ssoɹɔ uɹǝɥʇnos ǝɥʇ ɹǝpun˙˙˙ Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:26:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: MistressB http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-2396 MistressB Sun, 27 Sep 2009 12:30:58 +0000 http://anonymum.com/?p=1792#comment-2396 oh FFS! Were your staff all raised in hippy communes away from the corrupting influence of real society? They should be thankful that you allow them free oxygen to breathe in your presence! oh FFS!

Were your staff all raised in hippy communes away from the corrupting influence of real society?

They should be thankful that you allow them free oxygen to breathe in your presence!

]]> By: WiddleShamrock http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-2313 WiddleShamrock Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:27:31 +0000 http://anonymum.com/?p=1792#comment-2313 I had to read this again, as I thought I was missing something. That is unreal !!! <em><strong>isn't it just? not too sure who they think they are...</strong></em> Love the suggestions that have been made. What a pack of asshats. <em><strong>you got that right! :mrgreen: moe</strong></em> I had to read this again, as I thought I was missing something. That is unreal !!!
isn’t it just? not too sure who they think they are…
Love the suggestions that have been made. What a pack of asshats.
you got that right!
:mrgreen:
moe

]]> By: Burnie http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-2296 Burnie Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:57:03 +0000 http://anonymum.com/?p=1792#comment-2296 Squeeze the bitches heads until the pus in there, that they call brains, oozes out of every orifice on their dumb arse heads. Next dock these dumb ares bitches 15 minutes for every minute they are late, to work , late back from lunch, or piss off early. Next ban all personal items from their work stations. Kill all radios in the office. They are their to work after all, and the office is your office. They only have work stations. If all of this fails, rip of their heads and shit down their throats. I know a great place to dispose of the body's. Under no circumstances fire them. It is more fun to squeeze their heads and mess with their brains. Read them their Job descriptions just before you give them a written warning and ask them "what have you not done". Counsel them then put them on a three month review as to weather or not they have improved in their work load to keep their job. Give them revision of their job training, because their performance is down so they must of forgot something. When you leave the office give them specific jobs to do and ask they be done before you return. These task should be of a duration of about 60 minutes. Arrive back in 50 minutes and start counseling all over again. Along with retraining. when asked by said staff where are you going the standard reply is " down to do interviews with office staff at the unemployment office. Sooner or latter they will need those funny little white coats that button down the back. this is also good for the next staff member you employ because you can send them to visit the last employee at the nut factory. If you require any more assistance, I give my time freely, as long as I can screw with their heads as well. :twisted: Burnie <em><strong>see, these are the reasons I love you so much! You have my best interests at heart and have no hesitation in voicing your thoughts! I may just have to utilise some of these ideas my precious. I thank you for the suggestions.... :)</strong></em> Squeeze the bitches heads until the pus in there, that they call brains, oozes out of every orifice on their dumb arse heads. Next dock these dumb ares bitches 15 minutes for every minute they are late, to work , late back from lunch, or piss off early. Next ban all personal items from their work stations. Kill all radios in the office.
They are their to work after all, and the office is your office. They only have work stations. If all of this fails, rip of their heads and shit down their throats. I know a great place to dispose of the body’s. Under no circumstances fire them. It is more fun to squeeze their heads and mess with their brains. Read them their Job descriptions just before you give them a written warning and ask them “what have you not done”. Counsel them then put them on a three month review as to weather or not they have improved in their work load to keep their job. Give them revision of their job training, because their performance is down so they must of forgot something. When you leave the office give them specific jobs to do and ask they be done before you return. These task should be of a duration of about 60 minutes. Arrive back in 50 minutes and start counseling all over again.
Along with retraining. when asked by said staff where are you going the standard reply is ” down to do interviews with office staff at the unemployment office.
Sooner or latter they will need those funny little white coats that button down the back. this is also good for the next staff member you employ because you can send them to visit the last employee at the nut factory.
If you require any more assistance, I give my time freely, as long as I can screw with their heads as well. :twisted:
Burnie
see, these are the reasons I love you so much! You have my best interests at heart and have no hesitation in voicing your thoughts!
I may just have to utilise some of these ideas my precious.
I thank you for the suggestions….
:)

]]> By: anonymum http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-2293 anonymum Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:25:15 +0000 http://anonymum.com/?p=1792#comment-2293 I'm gonna print this out, take it to work, put it on the noticeboard with and arrow with a little caption saying "What she said!!!" Love this comment Jayne! Just love it! :lol: I’m gonna print this out, take it to work, put it on the noticeboard with and arrow with a little caption saying “What she said!!!”
Love this comment Jayne! Just love it!
:lol:

]]> By: Jayne http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-2292 Jayne Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:21:55 +0000 http://anonymum.com/?p=1792#comment-2292 Right; number 1 - they want morning tea? Give the anally retentive little shits a Granny Smith apple each, that should loosen whatever SOL (shit on liver) complaint they have and stuff their greedy gullets at the same time. 2.YOU are The MANAGER. There is a reason why you have that job and more responsibility than them - because they are fucktards who couldn't handle a bar of soap in a prison shower or organise a fart at a curry eating contest. 3. You WILL know their movements or you WILL send the Stabbity Fuck menopausal women after them in their pissy 5 mins tea break...and trying to chow down on a Granny Smith with Uber-Screechy Bitch on your arse earns a difficulty rating of 9.7 but no bonus in the pay packet. 4. They do THEIR jobs according to THEIR job description. YOUR job description, on the other hand, is to allow the little dears to use their printed job descriptions to either remind them of their tasks or they may use it to wipe their arses when they learn what unemployment actually is. 5. Remind the dipshits that communication is the name of the game....not polishing turds like themselves to make them look better than they really are. Right; number 1 – they want morning tea?
Give the anally retentive little shits a Granny Smith apple each, that should loosen whatever SOL (shit on liver) complaint they have and stuff their greedy gullets at the same time.
2.YOU are The MANAGER. There is a reason why you have that job and more responsibility than them – because they are fucktards who couldn’t handle a bar of soap in a prison shower or organise a fart at a curry eating contest.
3. You WILL know their movements or you WILL send the Stabbity Fuck menopausal women after them in their pissy 5 mins tea break…and trying to chow down on a Granny Smith with Uber-Screechy Bitch on your arse earns a difficulty rating of 9.7 but no bonus in the pay packet.
4. They do THEIR jobs according to THEIR job description.
YOUR job description, on the other hand, is to allow the little dears to use their printed job descriptions to either remind them of their tasks or they may use it to wipe their arses when they learn what unemployment actually is.
5. Remind the dipshits that communication is the name of the game….not polishing turds like themselves to make them look better than they really are.

]]> By: Pam http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-2286 Pam Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:04:10 +0000 http://anonymum.com/?p=1792#comment-2286 You go girl !! You could always play office celebrity heads with those post it notes!I can think of some really good things to write on them but I will be kind. You go girl !! You could always play office celebrity heads with those post it notes!I can think of some really good things to write on them but I will be kind.

]]> By: anonymum http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-2284 anonymum Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:13:01 +0000 http://anonymum.com/?p=1792#comment-2284 Yep, you got it... I'll be damned if I intend letting them get the better of me though...they will comply, or they can find another fucking job is the bottom line.... Yep, you got it…
I’ll be damned if I intend letting them get the better of me though…they will comply, or they can find another fucking job is the bottom line….

]]> By: Marita http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-2283 Marita Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:08:01 +0000 http://anonymum.com/?p=1792#comment-2283 So they want to know where you are at all times, for how long and why you are going... but you can't question any of their movements? See this is why I gave up management after 5 years, fucken idiots. Customers are stupid but at least they come and go and you don't have to see them on your breaks. So they want to know where you are at all times, for how long and why you are going… but you can’t question any of their movements?

See this is why I gave up management after 5 years, fucken idiots. Customers are stupid but at least they come and go and you don’t have to see them on your breaks.

]]> By: anonymum http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-2282 anonymum Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:39:57 +0000 http://anonymum.com/?p=1792#comment-2282 I agree on all counts my friend...they are {supposedly} adults, but i have some serious doubts.... :roll: I agree on all counts my friend…they are {supposedly} adults, but i have some serious doubts….
:roll:

]]> By: michaelm http://anonymum.com/2009/09/18/the-error-of-my-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-2281 michaelm Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:29:43 +0000 http://anonymum.com/?p=1792#comment-2281 One question: are they small children or adult employees? :oops: I'll quote a famous Australian - They need to <b>'Harden the fuck up!'</b> Anal retentive is also coming to mind. Christ in a sidecar . . . . ~m One question: are they small children or adult employees? :oops:
I’ll quote a famous Australian – They need to ‘Harden the fuck up!’
Anal retentive is also coming to mind.
Christ in a sidecar . . . .
~m

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