In honour of the Academy Awards, quite well compered by that hot Aussie man Hugh Jackman, I’ve decided to hold my very own awards ceremony {and it’s almost as fucking long, so bring a beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/drugs}
In recent times, I’ve had some awards bestowed upon my quite embarrased self, and the time has come to pass them on to some very deserving recipients.
So without further ado, and certainly without the song and dance {cos we all know I can’t sing for shit!!} let’s get this show on the road.
I apologise in advance if I give them to those who have already received them too. Life has been mad of late so I may have missed who got what when they were given out.
The first award came from my friend over at a place that’s not nearly as “Grimm” as the name suggests.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Grimm doesn’t get nearly the amount of traffiic he deserves, so FFS, go visit and be entertained ok?
This is what the Grimm one bestowed upon me, quite to my surprise, because of all the things I consider myself, a writer is NOT one of them.
Here are the rules for the winners:
* Each Superior Scribbler must in turn pass The Award on to 5 most deserving Bloggy Friends. <---- I could struggle here, I don't have a big blogroll, and I have more than 1 award to do!
* Each Superior Scribbler must link to the author & the name of the blog he/she has received The Award.
* Each Superior Scribbler must display The Award on his/her blog, and link to This Post, which explains The Award.
* Each Blogger who wins The Superior Scribbler Award must visit this post and add his/her name to the Mr. Linky List. That way, we’ll be able to keep up-to-date on everyone who receives This Prestigious Honor!
* Each Superior Scribbler must post these rules on his/her blog.
For this I’ve chosen the following people.
Jayne, who never ceases to amaze me with her way of telling us all about Australian history. She’s well worth a visit if you want to know more about this wonderful country we live in. Better than any history book you will ever read, and far more entertaining to boot! This is the only reason I forgive her for using Blogger and not Wordpress
:wink:
Sarah Flanigan is another one who deserves far more traffic than she gets. I’ve been guilty of not spending nearly as much time there as I should in recent times, but when I do go, I’m never disappointed. Never.
Whislt it pains me to do this, I cannot, in all good conscience, leave Smith out of this particular award. He has a wicked way with words, and let me say, if ever you need someone verbally shredded this is your man, make no mistake! {you’re still a slacker Smith, so don’t be getting to comfortable now will you???!!!}
My next award came from the lovely Anja.
The requirements for this award are:
Copy and save the award logo then …
1. Add the logo to your blog.
2. Link to the person from whom you received this award.
3. Nominate 7 or more blogs. <---Again, I could struggle here
4. Leave a message on their blog, letting them know they are “One Lovely Blog”!
For this I’ve chosen the following.
No award ceremony here at my place would be complete without a couple of people.
Annie is one of those. She’ll make you laugh and cry all at the same time and give you some of THE most thought provoking posts you’ll ever come across. There is never a dull moment at Annie’s place, not ever
Another lovely {if somewhat slack} blog is blondie’s Just recently this poor soul has changed hosts and near driven herself mad in the process! For this alone she deserves an award for persistence, but I didn’t have one of thos I’m afraid! Quite besides all of this, when she chooses to write, she does a damned good job!
Michael is my next recipient. Whilst it may appear to be unseemly to bestow an award such as this on a man, Smoke and Mirrors is many, many things, of which lovely is just the beginning. Prepare to be amused and amazed, trust me!
Bettina is an Aussie who will amuse and, at times, bemuse you. She writes of her family and friends, her life and much more. Well worth a visit, and lovely indeed.
The last recipient of this award is Teeni. This is without a doubt, one of the sweetest people you could ever wish to come across, and this is jsutifiably reflected in her readership, comments and feed stats. The very first word that comes to mind when I think of this blogger is lovely.
My next award also came from Anja.
With no rules, the award goes to the follwing people, for the way they express themselves. Openly, and honestly.
Trisha This is one of the most out there blogs you will find anywhere. Trisha lets it all hang out and says it as she sees it, and does it bloody well to boot!
JQ is another one who lets it all hang out, makes no apologies for it, and does it with style. There’s always something happening at her place and you will never be bored, not ever.
QB has a blog that is quite lively also. She has a great way of putting what she has to say and makes me laugh and snort.
And no award ceremony here, will EVER be complete without Evyl. I know he was already given this award, but I had to give it to him again. This blogger is an absolute legend, there is no other way to put it. I’ve been reading at his place longer than I’ve been blogging. There is far more to this man than meets the eye.
I’m sure all of you are well aware of my regard for this man, and I’m pretty sure most of you feel exactly the same way. He was one of the very first people to visit my place, and will always be welcome wherever I go. I love the man to bits and freely admit it.
Last but not least is an award given to me by the Cowgal for which I thank her very much.
This award will go to the following people, and the name of the award says it all guys, so congratulations!
Kin
Mantown
Peter Parkour
So there you have it, the inaugural Ozzie Oscars are done and dusted.
Thanks must go to the people who gave me these awards in the first place.
Nothing like blog bling to make a girl smile! 
